What the Banner in the Airport Should Say
(girl runs into a woman crossing the street)
Woman (turning to confront girl): Are you kidding me?!
Girl: Are you kidding me?
Woman: Can't you see?!
Girl: Watch where you're going!
Woman: Are you kidding me!?
Girl: Oh god! This is New York, get over it!

--40th St & 6th Ave
via Overheard in New York, Jul 22, 2008