What Day Do the Wednesday One-Liners Come Out?
Patron: Do these stairs go up?
--Metropolitan Museum of Art
Overheard by: Maura
Drunk White Sox fan to passerby: Hey, what time does Times Square close?
--Outside Yankee Stadium
Overheard by: giovanna
Dude at the next table: Is Long Island really an island?
--Peter Luger's, Williamsburg
Overheard by: Yes, he really just said that
(girl sees poster for Army Wives and turns to friend)
Girl: I don't get that show. Are they married to army dudes or something?
--C Train
Southern lady: Empire State ReBuilding? Does that mean they're moving it?
--33rd & 5th
Overheard by: Katie Mainc
via Overheard in New York, Jul 16, 2008
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