Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Bitter

Nazi’s son turned steroid abuser turned celebrity turned powerful head of state Arnold Schwarzenegger says early test screenings of the upcoming fourth Terminator movie – a franchise he started – have left him nonplussed.

“I still don’t know how it will play out with this one,” said the star-turned-politician, who said he was given a private screening of early footage from “Terminator Salvation” by producers of the franchise reboot directed by McG. “They showed me some footage, but I don’t have a feel for the movie. I didn’t see enough. I wasn’t sure who the Terminator was. I don’t know if there is one or if he’s the star or the hero. These are the things that determine the success and how the strong the movie will be.”

Who knew such a big man could be so catty? Let’s hope Salvation’s star, Christian Bale, doesn’t “lose his shit” at this news. Then again, a Batman-OG Terminator fight could be one for the record books.

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