Brit Brit On OK! Magazine

KFed's influence is taking over! I wonder if SPF and JJ know how to say "popozao" yet? They definitely know how to say "pass the joint." And why are they wearing their communion suits with those hats. I'm nitpicking now! They look clean and they aren't holding mommy's cigarettes, so that's a plus. Although, SPF could be holding her cigs. Anymess, Brit Brit gave her first interview to OK! Magazine because she probably needed the extra money to buy more Slim Jims and Cheetos.

What's funny to me is that Brit Brit said that she doesn't really want her boys to pursue a career in show business. She said, “I’d rather not. But but I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.” Maybe she was just having a Cheeto brain fart, but does she realize that her boys are going to be on the cover of this magazine?! If you want them to have a "normal" childhood, stop whoring them out! Whoring them out in pimp clothes nonetheless!

Speaking of whoring out, Brit is back to work and said her new album should be out in six to nine months. She says it's more "urban." Translation: It's going to sound like all her other crap. She went on to say, "I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room... This is my best work ever." Writing at the piano?! So we can expect 12 different versions of Chopsticks with Brit's Frapp yodel thrown in here and there.

Daddy Spears also opened his beak to talk about KFed and his relationship with the Cheeto One. He said KFed wants 50/50 custody with Brit and that his heart is in the right place. Yeah, his heart is in his checking account. And depending on who you ask, that's the right place to be.

And what about his relationship with Brit? “It’s wonderful. (The relationship) is new for both of us. She sometimes calls me 50 times a day and asks me things that light my life up. But like all daughters, she is very manipulative and cunning. So she gets what she wants a lot.” Um...He said that while pulling out his pubic hairs, right? I can hear his teeth grinding throughout that statement. There was probably a shit load yellow dust all over the floor. And is "cunning" hillbilly talk for "cunty"?

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