Though Yesterday I Did Say, "I Love Your New Prada Loafers."
Trendy homo: Last Tuesday was so much fun!
Boy toy: Last Tuesday is when I broke up with you.
Trendy homo: Yea, but nothing has really changed. I just don't have to say "I love you" anymore when we're having sex.

--56th & 9th
via Overheard in New York, Aug 11, 2008