Wednesday One-Liners Keep Their Eyes Peeled for Movie Stars

Tourist backpacker with hands on subway doors: Do these open on their own?

--1 Train

Tourist mom to uncool son: Well, that's what you get for trying to be a hipster!

--Union Square Park

Overheard by: j

Tourist: Holy moly, look at that Olive Garden! It's huge! I wish I lived here!
(takes a picture of the restaurant)

--Times Square

Obese Midwestern woman to obese Midwestern man: Oooh, Applebee's... Now I feel at home here!

--Times Square

Southern tourist guy: I thought people in Greenwich Village would look stranger.

--Bleecker Street

Tourist from west coast, after observing the locals for a few innings: You know, Seinfeld makes so much more sense to me now.

--Cheap Seats, Coney Island Cyclones

Overheard by: Kevin Eliasen

via Overheard in New York, Aug 6, 2008