Brit Brit Is Selling Her Home

Here's your chance to own a little bit of history, and it's only likely to cost you a mere $7.9m. Yes, that's all you'll have to pay for Britney Spears' old house in The Summit, the very house from which she was taken, strapped to a hospital trolley and screaming at the skies. Imagine having your friends around for drinks and being able to proudly point at the spot where Britney had her first breakdown (just beside the TV).

Of course, for that sort of money you get plenty of tasteful stuff. The house itself is in the style of a Renaissance Villa, all rustic roof tiles and original ancient Italian satellite dish holders. And bearing in mind the former owner it's unlikely that you'll have to do any interior decoration as long as you like Jackson Pollock, what with all the tomato ketchup and Starbucks coffee splashed across the walls.

You also get to sleep in Britney's bedroom (one of six on the property) and wash your bum in her marvellous bath. There's even a swimming pool with one of those bars in the middle that you can swim out to, though no one has ever been able to explain how the barman gets to work without getting soaked.

Oh, there's a library too (barely used) and rumours are that Britney is leaving behind her extensive collection of books, so make sure you bring your crayons when you move in.

HolyMoly