With the Additional Smartass Fee, Maybe They'll Spring for Bread

Driver: You couldn't just give me a warning, huh? This ticket make your quota for you?
Female cop: Why, yes, yes it does! Now I get a free toaster from the city paid with your fine there!

--Parsons & 79th, Queens

Overheard by: Fly on the Wall

via Overheard in New York, Sep 8, 2008