Kevin Was Finally Forced to Go Out for Coffee

Guy #1: Dude, I just totally saw my first dead guy!
Guy #2: Wow, how long have you lived here?
Guy #1: About two years.
Guy #2: Damn, it took you that long to see a dead guy? Have you ever stepped outside your apartment?

--Starbucks, Broadway

via Overheard in New York, Oct 28, 2008