She Thinks Dictionaries Are for Sucking
Dyed blonde: What's a "hatch"? As in "down the hatch"?
Blonde: Oh, that's like when baby birds break out of their eggs!
Brunette: Don't ask the blonde!

--3rd St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: It's part of a ship, actually
via Overheard in New York, Oct 20, 2008