This Crazy Bitch Blames 9/11 For Her Bitchiness

Why take responsibility for you actions when there's a perfectly usable shady mastermind terrorist you can pin the blame on? That's the approach Naomi Campbell is now taking over the BA air rage incident she had in which she was arrested for flying off the handle and assaulting a police officer in April after the airline lost her baggage.

We're not sure why she didn't use this defence at the time, but Naomi Campbell has come up with a mind-numbingly bonkers explanation about why it all kicked off on the flight.

You see, it was all the fault of that dastardly Osama bin Laden character. He gets everywhere doesn't he?

She says: "I think after 9/11 you can't say anything anymore on a plane."

So is she trying to suggest that you could happily cough up a greenie and spit it in a police officer's face before 9/11? This woman truly is on a planet of her own. Should have been flying Virgin Gallactic etc etc.

"I've flown British Airways for years, since I was a child. The stewardesses will tell you that I would get on a plane, put on the blanket and go to sleep.

"I'll never fly that airline again, but nothing's really lost. I did get my luggage. I was reunited with my YSL [Yves Saint Laurent], and everything was cool."


Yes, everything was cool - except for the arrest, assault charges, 200 hours of community service and mountains of bad press.

This woman is approaching Comical Ali levels of delusion.

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