Vadge And A-Rod Reunited

Steroids favorite couple, Vadge and A-Rod, reportedly had dinner together at Dos Caminos in NYC on Tuesday night. Mexican food?! Roid farts! I feel sorry for her butt gas. You know that shit is trying to bust out, but Vadge's muscled-up ass lips try to hold it in. Her butt bubble just sits at her ass door, patiently waiting. It finally figures out what's up and travels up to her mouth, because that never closes.

Anyway, UsWeekly reports that Vadge is in town for her "Dry & Sour" tour so she decided to share a chimichanga or two with A-Rod. Guy Ritchie is in London, Vadge could use the extra press and A-Rod is divorced, so it all works out!

A witness said they sat in the back together and "seemed very close." Page Six reports that the two deny they ever ate refried beans together, but a source saw Vadge hanging out with A-Rod and two of his friends. They left separately.

What does "seemed very close" mean anyway? They were probably just whispering to each other, because Vadge was telling A-Rod her super secret way of getting a six-pack on her ass.

I used to think these two were bumping crotch biceps, but now I think it was all just for show. Yeah, Vadge doing something just for publicity? I know, it's hard to believe.

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