Your Elevator Will Be Separate, but Equal

Chick (walking in elevator and looking at others): Sorry for staring, but you all have blue eyes.
Blue-eyed woman: Yeah, we're all related.
Chick: Really?
Blue-eyed woman: Uh, no.
Blue-eyed man: But don't worry, we'll be nice to you when we take over.

--Elevator, Roosevelt Hospital

via Overheard in New York, Oct 13, 2008