Bruno Exceeds His Daily Civility Quota
Tourist: Is this our stop?
Helpful stranger: This train only got one stop!
Tourist: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know. This is my first time on a subway!
Helpful stranger: Then get the fuck away from me! I don't want no tourist cooties!

--S Train

Overheard by: Heather
via Overheard in New York, Nov 3, 2008