Moral Of the Story: Next Time Offer Beads
Ghetto bum to Asian: Yo man, let me get yo seat.
Asian guy (calmly): Do I look Native American to you? You can't just come and take shit from me.
Bum: Oh, sorry about that! (he asks person next to him and gets a seat)

--2 Train

Overheard by: Seizure
via Overheard in New York, Dec 2, 2008