Why Don't You Just Get Life Savers?
Hipster guy: I need some toothpaste and...what else did I say I needed?
Hipster girl, shouting: Condoms!
Hipster guy: Shhhhh!
(everyone in store starts chuckling)
Hipster girl: The extra small ones.
Hipster guy: Shhhh!
Hipster girl: With a juicy flavor!

--Rite Aid, 6th Ave & 11th St
via Overheard in New York, Feb 20, 2009