Wednesday, March 25, 2009

If It Were Up to Me, We Would've "Accidentally" Left Them Home Alone
Flight attendant: In case of an emergency, please place the oxygen mask on yourself first. You may then help your favorite child or the one with the most potential.
Well dressed father: Which one would that be?
Bored mother: Neither.

--JFK

Overheard by: Glad my kids weren't with me
via Overheard in New York, Mar 24, 2009

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