Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Homogenization of Wednesday One-Liners

Gay guy to friend on phone: Oh my god, she's not answering her phone? She's having sex. If she's not answering her phone, then she is definitely having sex. Hang up now, because she's having sex.

--Union Square

Overheard by: 1-900-Leave-A-Message

Hot gay guy: I went shopping, got a 90-minute massage and then started drinking. It's been, like, the best day ever.

--Barrage, 47th & 9th Ave

Overheard by: Fred Daubert

Flaming gay handler: I was going to wear my gold ankle booties, but I was afraid they'd clash with my Beagle's fur!

--Westminster Dog Show, Madison Square Garden

Overheard by: Amber

20-something gay office worker: He's buying me a wok! I think it's for real! (pause) I'll chicken-fry his rice.

--19th & Broadway

Overheard by: spf

Gay to faghag: So, you ready to go? We can talk about vagina at Lincoln center. (pauses, takes in her reaction) No? Too off-topic?

--Subway Restaurant, Columbus Circle

Overheard by: onelinerwonder

via Overheard in New York, Apr 22, 2009

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