...And Guess What Else Is This Big?
Skinny twink #1: I know that guy.
Skinny twink #2: You know her, that guy from the chorus, the concert-soloist, that guy who blew you at Splash, and now him! That makes the fifth person you've seen that you know, in less than an hour.
Skinny twink #1: Well, New York is this big! (holds up little finger)
Skinny twink #2: And you're a whore.

--Gay Restaurant, Hell's Kitchen

Overheard by: Eugene
via Overheard in New York, Jun 23, 2009