Now that Transformers had its premiere stateside, Megan Fox can stop pretending she isn't having sex with Brian Austin Green. Here's the two of them getting coffee yesterday morning, and I'm pretty sure I'd be grinning like a fool, too, if I was in this bastard's shoes. How he's not spiking a football and ordering a cup of "Fuck yeah, I banged Megan Fox!" is beyond me. Whatever happened to chivalry, dammit?