Ah, Melanoma, the Legendary Island Of Romance!
College girl #1: Yeah, I'll come back covered in mosquito bites and sunburnt, but I'll be the happiest camper.
College girl #2: That's okay. The burn will fade to a tan and you'll look gorgeous.
College girl #1: No, it won't. My burns never turn to a tan. I'm Irish: they turn to melanoma.

--E Train

Overheard by: Tara
via Overheard in New York, Jul 21, 2009