Although I Guess Celebrating 4/20 Is Close Enough
Blonde: I love Cinco de Mayo!
Friend: Any excuse to drink is fine with me!
Blonde: Did you know that it's Mexico's Independence Day?
Friend: Doesn't everyone?
Blonde: I didn't. I just think it's so funny, because we don't even celebrate America's Independence Day.
Friend: What?

--Town Tavern

Overheard by: TJ
via Overheard in New York, Jul 24, 2009