First the Spankings, Then the Oral Sex

Hungover girl #1: I can't believe how wasted we got last night.
Hungover girl #2: I know, I feel like shit. It's a nice day though.
Random neighbor: Oh... look! It's the two drunk girls that cursed me out last night.
Random neighbor's girlfriend: What did you do?

--Upper East Side

via Overheard in New York, Aug 18, 2009