La Toya Is Not Dancing???

The new season of Dancing For Relevancy just got a little less glamorous...and a lot less crazy. That's because La Toya Jackson will not be shimmying her plastic parts after all. Earlier this week, my soul got tingly when reading about the possibility of La Toya joining the cast. But La Toya has shot those rumors down with a ping pong out of her vag (TALENT!!), because she said it wouldn't be appropriate. HA!

Toy told Access Hollywood (via Reuters), “I’ve been approached to do ‘ Dancing with the Stars.' The fact of the matter is, I won’t be doing it, simply because of the circumstances that (are) going on at the moment.”

Yes, La Toya actually got bit by the "class and taste" bug. I don't like it. HOWEVER, La Toya did go on to queef that even though she's not ready to join DWTS, she is open to judging American Idol. FUCK YES. We're finally talking real shit here. The only person who can replace a crazy is a fellow crazy. I would suggest Courtney Love, but she's permanently stuck in a Twitter-hole, so Toya is the next best option!

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