Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again?????

Weeeed Eater! Weeeeed Eater ! Sorry. Seeing that sort of made me excited.

Anytrashy, Lynne Spears needs more people! First we heard that Jamie Lynn IS knocked up! Then we heard it was just Taco Bell gas and she isn't carrying! Now some bitch is saying Jamie Lynn IS pregnant, but is denying it to buy some time.

With all eyes on Brit Brit's nekkid greasy chicken bone ass lately and Jamie Lynn no longer in the spotlight for being a knocked up 16 year old, she must have gotten a little jealous and needed to steal Our Lady of Cheeto's thunder by being a knocked up 17-YEAR-OLD.

The National Enquirer claims that one of Jamie Lynn's hillbilly family members has confirmed that she went and got herself knocked up. Jamie Lynn told the family member that it's Casey Aldridge's, but we all know what happens down on the bayou. Cousins get horny, daddies gets lonely. I STILL can't believe she could let some dude squirt his baby batter all up inside her trashy hillbilly teen ass AGAIN and think that nothing would happen. Maybe Zoey 101 should have been titled Dumb Pregnant Teenage Bitch 101.

This close family member (who is probably her cousin/uncle/half-brother) goes on to say that Casey was pissed when he found out about the pregnancy through the media instead of straight out his baby mama's mouf. Well, no shit! Who could blame the fucktard for being pissed? How'd you like it if the rest of the world knew before you did that your underage concubine was pregnant with your second child and that you were too stupid to work a condom? Cue Casey saying, "Condom? Whut's thet? Ahs jest pull out befo' ahs drop!"

The family member continued to run their yap saying that, “Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy and she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour. Lynne doesn’t want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out. Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet."

Lynne not wanting to talk about something publicly? Translation: Lynne is not ready to talk about it to the tabloids until the right price is met.

Here's Jamie Lynn at WaMa (aka Wal-Mart) in Mississippi yesterday. Hopefully, she's buying an economy-sized pack of condoms and Spermicide. Her "Yoga Makes Me Flexible" t-shirt says it all. That's what got her into this mess!

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Jamie Lynn Spears In A Federal Porn Investigation!!!!

A federal porn investigation has been launched after a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears breast feeding was stolen. Ewww. First of all, if you're at all interested in seeing a picture of JL feeding her baby, then do us all a favor and go to your nearest free clinic. Ask them about their complimentary psychiatry services. All you have to do is tell them that you really want to see a picture of 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' post-pregnancy titty squirting out Kool-Aid and leche. They will immediately escort you to a back room and we won't hear from you for a few months, but it will be for the best.

According to TMZ, Casey Aldridge took several pictures with his digital camera of Jamie Lynn with her baby. One picture showed Jamie Lynn breast feeding with her left chichi out in the open. Casey, who has chitterlings for brains, took the memory card down to their local WA-MA (aka Wal-Mart) for copies. Someone at WA-MA made extra copies and then tried to sell them.

JL is a minor, so the bitches buying and selling the pictures of her exposed breast could find themselves in federal prison for violating federal porn laws.

Federal and local authorities are trying to find the person who stole the pictures. Brit Brit's lawyers also considering going after WA-MA.

Instead of going to WA-MA to get copies of JL's titty, Casey should also go to the free clinic for a fucking brain transplant. Of course bitches are going to steal the pictures and try to sell them. Shit. Lynne Spears is probably behind this! Anything for an extra buck.

DListed

Brit Brit Hates Casey Aldridge

As Britney Spears gathered with loved ones to celebrate the birthdays of her sons Sean, 3, and Jayden, 2, on September 13, one person was conspicuously absent—her younger sister’s fiancé, Casey Aldridge.

Britney’s younger sister, Jamie Lynn, 17, had traveled from Louisiana with her new baby Maddie for the event, which took place at the Beverly Hills home of Adrienne Maloof-Nassif. “Britney had really been looking forward to Jamie Lynn coming with Maddie, but definitely did not want Casey there,” a friend tells In Touch.

Casey, 19, had cheated on Jamie Lynn while she was pregnant. But the friend says that Britney had problems with Casey long before the revelation. “Britney just does not like him and everyone knows that. She thinks that Casey is using Jamie Lynn for her money.”

Though Jamie Lynn is still trying to make her relationship work, the friend says that she did welcome the break: “It was a good time for her to get away from him and spend time with her family around her.”

ICYDK

Jamie Lynn To Move In With Brit Brit???

Britney Spears is allegedly trying to convince her younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears to move in with her. Sources say the pop star has been trying to persuade Jamie Lynn to move to Los Angeles ever since the 17-year-old fell pregnant.

After hearing allegations that Jamie Lynn’s fiancé Casey Aldridge cheated with a woman named Kelli Dawson, the 26-year-old allegedly offered to fly Jamie Lynn and baby Maddie to L.A. in a private jet.

“Brit has assured Jamie Lynn that she’ll build a nursery for Maddie – even promising that when she buys her new place, it will have a special wing for them,” a source claims.

Meanwhile, sources claims Jamie Lynn has moved out of her Mississippi home where she lived with Aldridge and moved in with mother Lynne Spears.

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Like This Is A Surprise.....A Trashy Dramedy

Jamie Lynn Spears’ happiness is about to be destroyed by her boyfriend’s ex, who insists hunky Casey Aldridge still loves her.

Pretty Kelli Dawson has opened up about her feelings for her former toyboy lover - who recently became a young father - in the pages of U.S. magazine In Touch.

In an exclusive interview, sobbing Dawson claims she and Casey, 19, were still sleeping together when Jamie Lynn, now 17, was six months pregnant with his child.

And Dawson, 28, states she and her `ex’ still meet up on a regular basis: “I see him all the time, at least once a week… We still have feelings for each other. I still love him and I think he loves me.”

The bombshell news comes months after infidelity rumors surrounding Aldridge began.

Dawson, who grew up in Gloster, which is close to Casey’s hometown of Liberty, Mississippi claims she first met the student hunk in November 2006, while he was dating actress Spears.

She tells the publication, “We were both really attracted to each other. He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.”

Despite her better judgment, Dawson fell for Aldridge, and claims their relationship became intimate in the spring of 2007. And she expected her boyfriend to become hers exclusively as he and Spears constantly fell out.

She explains, “You never knew if they were broken up or not, because it changed from day to day!”

And Britney Spears’ first husband, Jason Alexander, has confirmed Dawson’s love story, insisting it has become common knowledge that Aldridge is two-timing Jamie Lynn, the mother of his child.

He adds, “Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years. They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.”

But the big shock is perhaps Dawson’s claims that she had sex with Aldridge shortly after it was announced that then-16-year-old Jamie Lynn was pregnant in December.

She recalls, “It happened very casually. He came by the house and I went off with him in his car and had sex.”

The other woman admits the pregnancy news was “like a dagger going through my heart. It hurt so bad.” But she explains, “He (Casey) thought she was just saying she was pregnant to get him back, because, at that point, they were broken up once again. He told me it wasn’t true and not to worry. At no point did he say, ‘Kelli, she’s pregnant, we can’t do this anymore, it’s not right.’ We would hang out and hook up, have sex. I don’t know where Jamie Lynn thought he was. He probably said he was just going out with the guys, but really he was coming to be with me.”

Dawson claims she ended the romance earlier this year because “it just didn’t feel right”.

She says, “He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop. (But) even after we stopped having sex, we would still kiss occasionally.”

She now has nothing to do with her ex, but she can’t believe he’s happy with Britney’s little sister: “I think that he is trapped. When I see Jamie Lynn doing interviews and talking about how happy she is with Casey, it seems so fake. She’s trying to paint a pretty picture, but it’s messy art. I want the best for him (Aldridge). I would never trap him into a life with me. I would want Casey to be with me for the right reasons - because he wanted to.”

ICYDK

White Trash Wedding Coming Soon

New momma Jamie Lynn Spears has begun planning her wedding with fiance Casey Aldridge — nuptials that will take place before the year is out, OK! magazine reports.

The couple, who recently became parents to an adorable baby girl, Maddie, will exchange “I do’s” in characteristically down-home fashion, likely at Jamie Lynn’s new three-acre property in Libery, Miss., sometime in late fall, according to the mag.

“She loves everything about the area where she lives. She’s not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills,” a friend of the “Zoey 101″ actress tells OK!. “Her own backyard with just the people who matter most is more Jamie Lynn’s style.”

Ready to walk down the aisle in style, the 17-year-old mom is “already down to her pre-pregnancy weight,” says her friend, adding: “She has the cutest figure!”

According to the mag, baby Maddie will be a focal point of the wedding, perhaps even taking in the nuptials from “a basket decorated with flowers and carried into the ceremony by the bride and groom’s mothers.” And speaking of family, sis’ Britney will be Jamie Lynn’s maid of honor, while Casey’s sister Ashlee will serve as one of the bridesmaids.

ICYDK

Here Comes The Cash Cow

Maddie Briann and mom Jamie Lynn Spears grace the cover of this week’s OK! magazine about two weeks too late. With the recent slew of celebrity babies it’s hard for the tabloid readers to hold interest in just one infant, even if said infant is a Spears; unfortunately for OK!, this means the mag’s exclusive $1 million deal will probably flounder. One thing that’s not helping matters: Jamie Lynn’s new face and hair on the cover. What the hell did they do to her?

Mollygood

Jamie Lynn Pops A Bastard Finally!!!!!

There is a new baby in the Spears clan! Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl Thursday morning.

PEOPLE confirms exclusively that the baby was named Maddie Briann.

"Just the family was there," says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. "Everyone is healthy and happy."

Jamie Lynn's sister Britney, father Jamie and brother Bryan flew in Wednesday to be with her for the birth; her mother Lynne had been with her helping her get ready for the baby.

Since announcing her pregnancy in December, Britney’s little sister has retreated from the bright lights of Hollywood, opting for the comforts of her hometown of Kentwood, La.

With her Nickelodeon show Zoey 101 already ended, Jamie Lynn went home to prepare for the birth of her baby. The actress, 17, and Aldridge, 19, got engaged in March. Recently, the couple purchased a three-bedroom home in Liberty, Miss., where Aldridge went to high school.

Over the last few months, Spears has kept busy by passing her GED exam, preparing the nursery and attending multiple baby showers.

Jamie Lynn's Zoey 101 costar, Erin Sanders, told PEOPLE earlier this year that the actress will be a fun mother.

"She is just a very good-hearted and warm person," he said. "We would always hang out on the set and she is a lot of fun, so I think she's going to be an easygoing, fun mom."

People

The New Faces Of Trailer Trash

Hot off the press: Check out a just-released snap of Britney Spears at her sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower in Louisiana last week.

The mum-to-be tells the upcoming issue of OK! magazine, out next week: “It was wonderful to be able to spend time with her and just be girls again. We painted our nails and did stupid stuff, and we had our private time too. To just be sisters again was wonderful.”

Jamie Lynn is due in late June.

Faded Youth

Brit Brit To Be A Bridesmaid

Jamie Lynn Spears has asked her sister Britney to be her bridesmaid.

The 16-year-old 'Zoey 101' star - who is pregnant with her first child with fiancé Casey Aldridge - is also reportedly planning to tie the knot on Britney's 'Serenity' estate in Kentwood, Louisiana.

A source close to the Spears family said: "Jamie Lynn is planning to have the baby at 'Serenity', and, soon after, she will also get married there.

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"She wants Britney to head her list of bridesmaids, and wants to wait at least several months to get her figure back so she can wear a beautiful wedding gown and then have her dream wedding."

Jamie Lynn - who turns 17 on April 4 - has yet to confirm she is engaged to Casey, but has been spotted out shopping wearing a large diamond band on her ring finger.

The source added to America's OK! magazine: "Jamie Lynn and Casey are committed to each other and anxious to be the best parents they can possibly be, and also the best husband and wife they can be to each other."

Female First

Jamie Lynn Buys Boyfriend New Truck

Pregnant teen star JAMIE LYNN SPEARS has bought her boyfriend a new truck - so he can drive her and their baby around in style.
The 16-year-old actress and boyfriend Casey Aldridge were spotted shopping for used vehicles on a lot in Tupelo, Mississippi earlier this month (Jan08).

Aldridge drove off in a white Nissan truck with a trailer hitch, according to Life & Style magazine.
Car salesman Mitch Savery says, "Their main concern was having a safe car with power. They were planning on using it for fishing trips."

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The Battle Of The Spears For Paparazzi's Attention Continues

ACCESS Hollywood has just learned that Jamie Lynn Spears was rushed to the hospital yesterday ar 1pm after suffering from severe bleeding in her hometown Kentwood. No official statement and officials refuse to give commment. Her mother Lynne along with her brother Brian are currently in the hospital romm with Jamie Lynn.

Source do tell us that the 16 year old mother to be has lost her baby.

Access

UPDATE:

Despite reports that Jamie Lynn Spears has been rushed to the hospital due to pregnancy complications, a spokeperson for the 16-year-old is talking exclusively to OK! to deny the scandalous rumor.

"Contrary to rumors, Jamie Lynn Spears has not been rushed to the hospital nor has she suffered a miscarriage," the Zoey 101 star's rep tells OK!. "She is healthy and at home with her mother.”

OK Magazine

Jamie Lynn Stands By Her Mother

Publishers put the kibosh on a child-rearing book by Lynne Spears, but her pregnant teenage daughter thinks Mom’s done a bang-up job. Jamie Lynn Spears “takes time to hit back at critics who question the way she was raised by her mother” in OK!

While Lynne’s older daughter, Britney, works out her personal issues in every public venue but the “Dr. Phil” show, Louisiana’s unofficial Mother of the Year is sharing her parental prowess. “Jamie Lynn and her mom will be raising this baby together,” a source close to the family told the magazine. “They’re in this together.”

In fact, the Mirror reports that Jamie Lynn, who “unlike her big sis, seems determined to be a good mom,” is attending parenting classes with her mentoring mom. With her second chance on the way, Lynne may be looking to bone up on her own maternal acumen — but what about the baby-daddy?!

He gets a pass on parenting class, but OK! reassures readers that Casey Aldridge is still in the picture. “Casey and Jamie Lynn are still together,” an insider said “And of course he’s the father!”

MSNBC

Lynne Spears Should Shut Up

Britney Spears’ dad Jamie Spears has angrily banned the family from any involvement or participation with Dr. Phil’s planned Britney-intervention episode, a source linked to Dr. Phil's camp tells Life & Style.

“As soon as Jamie realized Dr. Phil was making public statements about Britney, including assessments of her condition, he got angry. He started making phone calls to everybody in the family, telling them not to cooperate with Dr. Phil.

“Jamie was totally incensed that Dr. Phil—who he knows a little, because Lynne is friends with Dr. Phil’s wife—seemed to be using Britney for self-promotion.

“Dr. Phil had told Jamie everything would be off the record until the show was done.

“But after Jamie made his phone calls, Lynne and Bryan [their son] agreed not to appear on Dr. Phil’s show.”

Life & Style Magazine

Jamie Lynn Spears' TV Is Canned

No surprise here.

Given the fact that she already filmed the fourth and final season of her show "Zoey 101", the TV bosses are concerned that they will be sending the wrong message to the young audience if the series is aired after Jamie announced that she's carrying a bastard.

Interesting enough, the Nickelodeon bosses initially supported Jamie Lynn and her pregnancy but I bet you they got scared of being boycotted by advertisers with strong religious supporters....

A spokesman said at the time: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's wellbeing."
But you know what, this shouldn't be a big deal..... they're making this a big deal because it's Brit Brit's 16 years old sis....

But whatever.....so anyways, Douche Bag Federline is offering to be the father of the bastard.... KIDDING!!!!! He's actually offering his support to Jamie Lynn, like whatever!!!!

Female First

It's Brit Brit's Fault Her Sis A Ho

Troubled former pop princess Britney Spears blames herself for her 16 year old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy, it has been claimed.

Jamie Lynn announced her pregnancy earlier this month, and Britney, has reportedly told friends she tried to help her sister lead a good life.

Britney allegedly told friends: “I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff and haven’t been a good role model. I warned this girl, I really did. She seemed to take my advice.”

The singer - who is embroiled in a bitter legal battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline, who she divorced earlier this year, has lost custody of her own sons - Sean Preston, two and 15-month-old Jayden James - and is now only permitted supervised court visits with her kids if she passes random drug and alcohol testing.

But Britney is still furious that her younger sister has got pregnant by her 19-year-old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

Brit reportedly fumed: “I’m really disappointed in her. I told her over and over just to be a kid and let the adult things like sex and drinking and all that wait."

Showbizspy

The Jamie Lynn Pregnancy Saga

Casey Aldridge and Jamie LynnThe father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby is NOT boyfriend Casey Aldridge, according to shocking reports from the U.S.

News that Britney’s sister was pregnant at 16 - under the legal age for sex in the U.S. - forced 18-year-old Casey into hiding.

But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.

They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby.

But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days.

“The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states.

The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show. “Jamie Lynn has been working on Zoey since she was 13,” one of the sources said. “In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception.

“With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to.

“But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”

Another family source added: “Some of us have doubts as to the legitimacy of the claim that Casey is the father.

“Before the news of the pregnancy, how often did you see them together?

“Jamie Lynn has dated Casey on and off over the past two years.

“But it was not steady. In fact, she was looking to date Kevin Federline’s brother about a year ago.

“Jamie Lynn went through a time of partying, and Casey was just a part of that.”

Even Casey recently posted on his own MySpace that he was feeling “blah” about his love life, and added: “Me and Jamie are over…”

In fact, Star claims he had a pregnancy scare with a different girl and had to confess to Jamie Lynn. “Casey is a serial cheater who has lied to Jamie Lynn time and time again,” a close friend told the magazine. “This past spring, he was forced to tell Jamie Lynn that he’d cheated on her and gotten that girl pregnant.”

In fact, Star even insists Casey was openly dating yet another girl at the same time as he was supposed to be romancing Spears. “Yes, my sister is dating Casey - they’ve been dating for a while,” said Kevin Seals of his sister Whitney Seals.

“I know Jamie Lynn was real jealous about Whitney’s relationship with Casey.”

No matter who the father is, insiders believe the pregnancy will be the death knoll for Jamie Lynn’s burgeoning career. It will leave them terrified that she will prove to be the new Britney - and also that Nickelodeon, the TV channel behind Zoey 101, will be terrified of ruining its clean-cut image.

“I cant think of any way that Nickelodean could keep Jamie Lynn’s show on the air, said PR expert Michael Levine.

“If they do, advertisers will drop it like crazy. No advertiser wants to be associated with a minor getting pregnant.”

Showbizspy

Here We Go Again

It looks like Star Magazine is pissed with Jamie Lynn for not coming to them with her pregnancy announcement thus they came out with this cover......


Expect more drama to come out of this.......

Popbytes

Jamie Lynn Not Getting Married????

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge will not have a shotgun wedding, his Baptist minister uncle insists.

The 16-year-old actress - the sister of Britney Spears - is pregnant by her 19-year-old boyfriend, but his uncle, Pastor Odus Jackson, is adamant they will not rush into marriage.

Jackson said: "They may or may not get married. You just never know.

"I hope they will stick it out and get married for the child's sake and their sake. But if they're not in love and it was just a fantasy, they don't need to make the same mistake twice."

Jackson, who is a pastor at Galilee First Baptist Church in Gloster, Mississippi, believes Casey should not have been allowed to go and live near Jamie Lynn in California.

He added to People magazine: "He was a typical country boy growing up. He's never given the family a whole lot of problems - no more than most teenagers.

"To me, personally, when he was allowed to go out to California part of his senior year. You know when you put boy and girl together, it don't work. Testosterone is tough to control.

Female First

Another Trainwreck On The Way....

A source close to Britney Spears tells TMZ that the popwreck is "frantic" over the news that her baby sister, 16-year-old Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.

We're told that before the news hit today, Britney was not aware of her little sis's bun in the oven. Oops ... a Spears did it again.

Recently Britney has been estranged from her mother Lynne, but has spent time with Jamie Lynn. TMZ cameras caught the younger Spears defending her older sister from an angry neighbor last October. Those hormones are a bitch!

TMZ spoke exclusively with Joyce Aldridge, mother of Casey, who confirmed that Jamie Lynn Spears is indeed pregnant with her grandchild.

Joyce said, "We are aware of the recent interview regarding her and being pregnant, and we are in agreement with everything that was said by Jamie Lynn about the situation ... everything is fine."

When asked if Casey had anything to say about his girlfriend being preggo, she said, "At this point, Casey doesn't wish to speak out, but it would be wonderful when the time comes." When asked about their ages and any negative aspects, she said, "Casey will address all of this when it is time."

TMZ also spoke with Casey's grandfather, James, who did not know about the pregnancy, but confirmed his grandson is dating Britney's sister, and that his son Mark, Casey's dad, works at a paper mill in Cleveland, TN.

TMZ