VIP Is Not Enough For These Egos

As we've mentioned here before, certain celebrities treated the inauguration like a splashy party at Hyde.

Logically they must surely know the president and family are the main focal point, but it's still tough to wrestle away any shred of the spotlight they've clawed so hard for.

Mariah Carey for instance, let everyone know the VIP seating area was completely unsuitable for someone of her astronomical status.

"Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she'd be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn't, she bailed."

Diddy also felt unloved and sort of ignored at the inauguration. He was upset he wasn't invited to perform and jealous that Jay-Z had a "bigger presence."

This is all rather embarrassing, but they can't help themselves.

I mean is that anyway to treat the first black James Bond and this woman?
SocialiteLife

I Feel So Bad For P Diddy

The worldwide recession continues and we all have to tighten our belts, even if those belts are diamond-studded with a golden buckle. Even P Diddy, nature's own antidote to charisma, is feeling the pinch and moaning about the price of petrol (well, it must cost a fortune to drag that bloated head around the globe).

I'm sure all of you who struggle to afford a tank of petrol will sympathise with Diddy's 'V-log' rant on YouTube, though if you can't be arsed watching it, here's a selection of prime whinge.


"Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet but I have been havin' to fly back and forth to LA to pursue my acting career. OK, now, if I'm flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that's like 200,000, 250,000 round trip. Fuck that. I'm back on American Airlines right now. OK? Check this out. Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. Gas prices are too motherfuckin' high."


After a brief but heartfelt plea for some free oil from his 'Saudi Arabian brothers' he still seems amazed that he has to fly on a plane with mere civilians and humans.


"Look, I'm at the gate right now. This is really happening. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down."


Pray that the price of champagne remains stable or poor Diddly will be forced to trample his own grapes, and imagine the whining we'll hear then?

Damn this guy is pure douchebag!!!! He and Kanye should live in another planet.... total waste of air these two....

HolyMoly

Pictures Can Be Deceiving

Photoshopped? Bad Angle? So, yesterday there was this pic of P.Diddy circulating around the web looking like a Fat Albert.


And here's an earlier picture of him the same night.....