You Can't Let Your Lazy Vagina Run Your Life

Girl: How are you supposed to have sex without an apartment? Isn't your father worried for your penis?
Guy: Lord knows... But my penis is, like -- singing the blues.
Girl: Oh my God, so sad!! My vagina is begging for a vacation -- though she can't because she is booked two weekends in a row.

--Broadway & Prince

Overheard by: Willy Holiday

via Overheard in New York, Nov 13, 2006