Hey, that Taco Was Asking for It

JAP #1: Well, how do you know he's cheating on you with that [lowers voice to loud whisper] Puerto Rican girl?
JAP #2: God, I don't for sure know, alright?! Maybe because his dick smells like a Taco Bell, okay?!

--6 train

Overheard by: Maria

via Overheard in New York, Dec 19, 2006