Wednesday One-Liners Are Legends in Their Own Minds

Girl: My life is kind of boring for how cool I am.

--Greenwich & Perry, West Village

Overheard by: B-rooke

Hobo: It's kind of rough being the most handsome toothless guy in the world.

--Washington Square Park fountain

30-ish hipster wannabe: How can you not see how amazing I am?

--53rd St & 8th Ave

Overheard by: Someone still looking for something amazing.

Asian girl on cell: I'm not elitist, I'm just better than everyone else.

--59th & 5th

Angry rastafarian: What are you looking at? I am the best crazy Jesus-believer ever!

--5 train

Overheard by: believed him

via Overheard in New York, Dec 13, 2006