It's Why You Keep Losing Those Pageants

Little girl: I want Santa to get me a Bratz doll for Christmas!
Mother: Yeah? Which one?
Little girl: The one that looks like me.
Mother, mumbling: Honey, you don't look like a five-dollar crack whore.
Little girl: What?
Mother: Nothing.

--Toys "R" Us, Times Square

via Overheard in New York, Jan 2, 2007