Keely Osbourne Is Useless

Faded Youth Reports:

Kelly Osbourne and guests showed up at what they thought was a party last night, but instead were at the Global Warming event.

Once told of her whereabouts, Kelly reportedly replied, “Screw the environment” and made a sharp exit.

The reason behind Kelly’s indifference towards the environment? Her insatiable appetite for the world’s limited lycra resources.