I Knew I Shouldn't Have Worn This Shirt Again.

Nice guy #1: Hey, miss, would you like my seat?
Preggers: No.
Nice guy #2: Here, take mine. I'm getting off soon.
Preggers: For the love of God, I fucking said no! People these days gotta learn themselves some English.

--Bronx-bound 4 train

via Overheard in New York, Jun 21, 2007