Skank Update Of The Day

Playboy millionaire Hugh Hefner has offered Paris Hilton to pose for the magazine but apparently Kathy Hilton, the mom, doesn't like the idea. She was insulted for not being offered to pose for the magazine instead.... okay kidding.

Hefner told Access Hollywood: ‘Well, that’s a standing offer. I think the problem quite frankly is mama. Mama doesn’t want her to pose.’ Meanwhile, the 26-year-old has been spending her time behind bars reading fan mail.

Interesting.... why even bother when this skank has shown her vajayjay and more already.....

In the meantime, this Actress Julie Araskog visited the skank with Paris' sister Nicky last Saturday and was amazed by how beautiful Paris looks without make-up.

Araskog told People magazine: ‘She looked so beautiful.
It felt surreal, like a movie. No make-up - she is naturally beautiful. I was stunned. She was as beautiful as she is with make-up.’

LOL!!! Is she sure she went to the right cell? How much was she paid to say that? And who the f*ck is she????

Anyways, Al Gore is pretty pissed with that more time is spent on covering this skank than Global Warming..... yep, Al, it's a sad sad sad world when the media is focused on a skank.