Brit Brit Loses Kids To Douche Bag

This is really really bad if she loses her kids to a douche bag.... sad sad sad.... TMZ reports:

It might be the only prudent thing she's done in about two years; yes, Britney Spears actually went to the DMV yesterday and applied for a driver's license. The road to recovery!

People reports that after handing off her boys to K-Fed's bodyguard, the Britster drove with a pal to a DMV office in Van Nuys, Calif. She filled out some paperwork and took a written test, though not a behind-the-wheel test. For Britney, it probably should be.

TMZ first reported yesterday that Spears has been driving around L.A. for years without a driver's license, a fact that incensed the judge in her custody case.

TMZ has obtained this photo of Britney Spears out in Los Angeles -- just hours after a judge ordered physical custody of her two sons be given to her ex, Kevin Federline. Hello? Anyone home?!

Photogs caught Britney leaving the swank Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills tonight, in a car with a driver. Ding dang y'all, guess mah license isn't valeridated after alls! Now if only I could figured out how to put this here seat belter on!

Kevin Federline's lawyer is damning Gloria Allred with faint praise. Allred held a news conference yesterday, claiming her client/"secret witness"/former Britney bodyguard was an important factor in the decision to strip Brit of custody.

In an exclusive statement to TMZ, Mark Vincent Kaplan, the attorney for Kevin Federline, says, "I appreciate Gloria facilitating her client coming forward when he did. Today's proceedings did not involve his testimony. He may be called as a witness in the future."

TMZ knows exactly why Britney lost custody -- she ignored the Commissioner at every turn.

Rewind to last month. L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon ordered Spears to do a number of things in order to maintain 50/50 custody.

Spears was ordered to meet with a drug counselor -- she didn't do it.

Spears was ordered to submit to drug testing -- she didn't do it.

Spears was ordered to enroll in parenting classes -- didn't do it.

Spears was also required to sign the judge's order -- again, she didn't.

And last Friday, Commissioner Gordon prohibited both Spears and K-Fed from driving the children unless they had a valid California driver's license. Gordon was pissed today when TMZ posted video of Spears cavalierly driving her kids around Malibu.

In short, Spears did everything wrong ... by doing nothing.

TMZ