Kill Yourself Already You Hag!!!!!

Calm down Heather! You still have that enormous diamond ring.
Heather Mills went on GMTV this morning to cry... cry.... cry..... about how awful her life is. Heather is currently embroiled in a messy divorce from Paul McCartney. Here's what Heather has to boo-hoo about:
$3 Million in debt
18 Months of media abuse with 4,400 abusive articles (she counted?)
She compared herself to Kate McCann (mother of Madeline)
She compared herself to Princess Diana
She's hated more than paedophiles

She went on and on about how the media is portraying her as a whore and gold digger and making her go crazy. Heather said all the dollar figures have basically been made up and how do we even know she's asking for anything?

She said, "These figures are made up, £100 million, £50 million, £20 million. How do you know if I even want any money? I am £1.5 million in debt in lawyers' fees. That's as much as I can say or I go to jail, for telling the truth."

She denied she's trying to sell her story, but said she's on a gag order form the courts.

She's getting death threats from some underground movement and she's even considered killing herself. “I considered killing myself because I thought if I am dead, she [my daughter] can be safe with her father.” Heather said that if anything happens to her she has a box of evidence that will go to a "certain person."

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