Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Is Broke!!!!


It looks like Lindsay Lohan may be well and truly off the booze and drugs, but not just because of her time in rehab, from now on it might be necessary for other reasons - as she is reported to be completely broke.

Firecrotch Lohan has apparently managed to blow her $7 million fortune, generated from movie classics such as 'Herbie: Fully loaded', on her decadent lifestyle and hard partying.

According to The Sun, Lindsay spent $1m on clothes, $137,000 on rehab costs, $450,000 living at the Chateau Marmont hotel and $500,000 having chauffeurs on standby 24-hours a day - chauffer services she presumably never used.

Apparently Lindsay is so broke she's had to sell her $1m apartment in LA and her $500,000 flat in New York, making her not only broke but homeless as well.

But for those of you hoping to see her propped up in a sleeping bag on the side of the street, Calum Best in one hand and the Big Issue in the other, she's actually lodging in luxury at a friend's mansion instead.

Her welcome surely won't last for long though if she keeps parading the likes of Best through the house at all hours, so there's always hope for the her complete downfall in the future.


Holy Moly

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