Why the Bush Administration Issues Peppermints

Bimbette #1: Do you have sucking candy?
Bimbette #2: No, but I have gum.
Bimbette #1: I don't want gum -- I don't want to chew and use my brain.

--LIRR

Overheard by: pbq

via Overheard in New York, Dec 20, 2007