Could You Explain Again about the Timing of the Naked Break Dancing?

Bride: You are to behave like ladies.
Six-year-old #1: Can we take off our shoes?
Bride: Ladies take their shoes off after the ceremony.
Six-year-old #2: Can we run around?
Bride: After the ceremony, you can take off all your clothes and go nuts all night. I'll be married. I won't care.
Maid of Honor: But not until after the ceremony!

--Staten Island

Overheard by: Reverend Ryan

via Overheard in New York, Mar 13, 2008