Either Way, a Digital Record of Our Ass-Kicking Will Be Helpful in Court

Tourist girl: Oh, crap, is that Rosie O'Donnell over there?! [Whips out phone camera.]
Tourist guy: Well, it's either her, or a 300-pound biker with a bad haircut.

--34th & Broadway

via Overheard in New York, Mar 24, 2008