Or at Least Have Your Tubes Tied

Chick #1: ... But think about it -- if we have so many bananas, like, in the supermarket and everything, then where are all the monkeys?
Chick #2: You are so right.
Chick #1: I mean, it's true -- shouldn't they be here, where the bananas are?
Chick #2: That is so deep.
Chick #1: We should stop smoking weed.

--69th & CPW

via Overheard in New York, Mar 25, 2008