Wednesday One-Liners Are Getting Carpal Tunnel

Man on cell: So, my boss texted me and wanted to know about fleshlights...

--B train

Loud lady on cell: So you're the one who sent me a text message saying, 'A penis is the best breakfast because it has two eggs, a sausage, and milk'!

--Q25 bus

Chick on cell: You may have texted me about him, but because it was Halloween, I was too busy flogging dogs.

--Columbia University

Overheard by: McF.

Plagiarist: ... And he sent me a text message saying, 'I guess I have to do your homework now, L-O-L,' and I'm like, 'What's the L-O-L for? You think this is a joke?!'

--Baruch Collge, Newman Vertical Campus

Overheard by: I Am McLovey

Girl on cell: They were texting you from downstairs? Oooh, that's gay.

--Starbucks, Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Jenya

via Overheard in New York, Mar 19, 2008