I Miss My Old Boss
Girl#1: And he was all like "Boo hoo, I wish you were here to take care of me. Come snuggle."
Girl#2: Aww! Thats sweet.
Girl#1: Ew! No its not! [after rolling eyes and taking sip of coffee] thats what his fucking wife is for...
Girl#2: I... Do you hear yourself?
Girl#1: Fuck you!

--NYU
via Overheard in New York, Apr 14, 2008