A Smelly Myth, But a Myth Nonetheless.

Teen girl #1: You know, besides Manhattan, Brooklyn is the coolest borough.
Teen girl #2: Obviously. Queens is boring, the Bronx is scary, and Staten Island is a myth.

--Brooklyn Bridge

via Overheard in New York, Apr 10, 2008

Doctor: Get Me Fifty CCs of Gay Porn, Stat!
Queer hipster #1: She's a bitch.
Queer hipster #2: She *is* a bitch!
Queer hipster #1: She's a bitch, and she's ugly and fat.
Queer hipster #2: I know! I saw her in a bathing suit, and I swear, I have never been more flaccid in my life!

--Pratt Institute

Overheard by: traPt
via Overheard in New York, Apr 10, 2008