Son: Women Are Evil, and This Is How We Mask Our Shame

Little Boy: Mommy, what's THAT? [points to tampon machine in the bathroom.]
Mom: It's for girls.
Little Boy: But what does it DO??
Mom: It's for girls.
Woman exiting bathroom stall: You're gonna have a hard time explaining this one.

--Barnes and Noble, Park Slope

via Overheard in New York, Apr 3, 2008