Sparkly Decorations Are Unequivocably Straight Fare

Dad: Hey kids, let's stop and take a picture with the famous tree, you've never done that before.
Kid #1: [looking up]... Eh, no thanks, dad.
Kid #2: Yeah dad, we're good.
Dad: ... You kids are gay.

--Rock Center

via Overheard in New York, Apr 17, 2008