Who Let the Wednesday One-Liners Out?
Queer, to his German Shepherd: Steven, don't play these mind games with me!

--23rd & 8th

Man, restraining his dog from following another dog across the street: C'mon, buddy. It wasn't meant to be.

--6th St & 7th Ave, Park Slope

Woman dragging her dog away from another dog who is barking frantically: You know what? You're just cuter than her. That's why she's so upset.

--Ditmars Blvd, Astoria

Overheard by: sara n.

Cop to his whining German Shepherd: Awww, what's wrong baby? Did you see an asshole?

--West 4th Station


via Overheard in New York, Apr 23, 2008