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And the Odds Are One in Four She'll Have an STD by Fifteen
Mid-western mother to suit crossing against light: Excuse me, sir?
Suit, in mid-intersection: Yes?
Mother: You're setting a bad example for my daughter -crossing against the light.
Suit, continuing on his way: Yes, I am.

--45th & 5th
via Overheard in New York, May 1, 2008