...No Disrespect, Dad
Father: ...and a sugar cookie.
Barista: Which color?
Father (to son): Which color do you want? (to barista) Purple.
Seven-year-old son: No, pink!
Father: Okay.
Seven-year-old son: But that doesn't mean I'm gay.

--Starbucks, 23rd & 5th

Overheard by: Matthew K. Johnson
via Overheard in New York, Aug 21, 2008