Homewrecker Slut Branded A 'Slut'

You know your reputation is in tatters when even spray-can-weilding hoodlums decide to comment on your sexual morals. But that is the level reached by Sienna Miller today, as she wakes up to discover the word 'SLUT' has been sprayed on the wall of her London home.

Some might say hoodlums, others might say photographers looking to make a quick buck selling photos of their own handiwork, but who are we to argue when the writing is on the wall etc etc.

More worrying for Miller is what accompanied the word - which The Sun describes as "an unsettling circular symbol which looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan".

Could the devil really have broken cover to come into the world and claim one of his own?

We can only hope so. Better get a heat-resistant suit on, Si, we hear Hell is pretty hot this time of year.

Also, look at the photo - where the fuck does Miller live where she needs bars on the windows and a metal door? Having been shunned by the Primrose Hill set, has she joined Doherty's Hackney crew?

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