Homewrecker Slut Mght Be Homewrecking Another Marriage Soon

Poor old Sienna Miller is having a terrible time at the hands of the paparazzi these days. Only yesterday she was surrounded by a horde of photographers (whilst queuing for an elevator in a public building) who asked such unfair questions as 'How does it feel to be a home-wrecker?', and 'Is the sex good enough to take a father away from his four children?' Probably.

Sienna is perhaps (literally) banking on the fact that her stolen beau's surname was 'Getty', meaning he was part of one of the richest families in the world not to own Manchester City.

Oh. Unfortunately it looks as though Balthazar Getty isn't actually that rich at all, and gets no income whatsoever from the family fortune. Getty earns some money from acting in a show called 'Brothers and Sisters' but it's hardly enough to keep Sienna in the style that her greedy brain feels she should be accustomed to.

Even worse for Sienna is the news that Balthazar's wife Rosetta Millington is refusing to apply for a divorce. TMZ.com reports that at the moment Rosetta is siphoning up a fair amount of his current income. The minute divorce proceedings kick in she may lose any right to future earnings, hence her refusing to sue for divorce and cackling in delight at his discomfort (of course, Balthazar could start divorce proceedings himself, but the financial repercussions would see him eating beans on toast for years to come).

Well done to Sienna for managing to bag one of the least-eligible non-bachelors out there. It looks as though the pair will be depending on her grubby-titted income to stay financially afloat, so good luck with that, Sienna and Balthazar! ASDA are doing a 3 for 2 offer on Pot Noodles this week, if that helps.

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